The 2025 Season
Vol. 1 · The inaugural season · 16 weeks
2025 Season Recap
The inaugural season of the Sparta Homies delivered 16 weeks of chaos, clutch performances, and enough heartbreak to fill a postgame locker room. Eight managers entered; one emerged with the title. Flint Waterbois closed out the championship game in Week 16 with a dominant 154.76–100.92 performance over Wide Ends and Tight Receivers, capping a run that required clawing back from a 3–5 midseason record to lock up the top seed.
The season's defining moment came in Week 8, when Hard Count RYAN erupted for a 167.88-point masterpiece — the single highest score of the year — demolishing I Dont Have a Gambling Problem by over 100 points. On the opposite end, Week 3 produced the season's closest game: Flint Waterbois fell to Spartans by a razor-thin 0.14 points (98.18–98.32), a loss that could have derailed the eventual champion's playoff hopes.
Relentless bench finished third after a heartbreaking semifinal exit, while Spartans (who had the second-best regular season record at 9–5) fell in the semis as well. I Dont Have a Gambling Problem earned the consolation bracket's bottom seed with a 2–12 regular season record, though their 133.24-point Week 13 showing proved there was life in the roster all along.
Hard Count RYAN · Week 8
Season High
167.88
Spartans over Flint Waterbois, 98.32–98.18 · Week 3
Closest Game
0.14 pts
Hard Count RYAN over I dont have a gambling problem, 167.88–67.46 · Week 8
Biggest Blowout
100.42 pts
Flint Waterbois
Most PF (Season)
1,981.24
2025 Final Standings
Click a team to expand the final roster.
| Place | Team / Owner | W | L | PF | PA |
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| 1st | Flint Waterbois CHAMP Brian | 8 | 6 | 1,981.24 | 1,711.40 |
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Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBJared Goff Det
QBBaker Mayfield TB
RBJahmyr Gibbs Det
RBTreVeyon Henderson NE
RBAlvin Kamara NO
RBDavid Montgomery Hou
RBZach Charbonnet Sea
WRPuka Nacua LAR
WRGeorge Pickens Dal
WRTerry McLaurin Was
WREmeka Egbuka TB
TEGeorge Kittle SF
TETyler Warren Ind
KKa'imi Fairbairn Hou
DEFChiefs KC
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| 2nd | Wide Ends and Tight Receivers Scott | 9 | 5 | 1,914.40 | 1,857.46 |
Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBJacoby Brissett Ari
QBMatthew Stafford LAR
RBDe'Von Achane Mia
RBJames Cook III Buf
RBBreece Hall NYJ
RBRico Dowdle Pit
RBAshton Jeanty LV
WRJa'Marr Chase Cin
WRJameson Williams Det
WRDavante Adams LAR
WRCourtland Sutton Den
TEDallas Goedert Phi
TEJake Ferguson Dal
KJason Myers Sea
DEFSeahawks Sea
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| 3rd | Relentless bench Aiden | 8 | 6 | 1,764.46 | 1,728.16 |
Final 2025 roster · 17 players
QBJalen Hurts Phi
QBJaxson Dart NYG
RBJonathan Taylor Ind
RBDerrick Henry Bal
RBKenneth Walker KC
RBTravis Etienne Jr. NO
WRTetairoa McMillan Car
WRDK Metcalf Pit
WRJauan Jennings Min
WRDJ Moore Buf
WRTee Higgins Cin
WRGarrett Wilson NYJ
TEHarold Fannin Jr. Cle
TEZach Ertz Was
KCharlie Smyth NO
DEFBills Buf
DEFSteelers Pit
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| 4th | Spartans Dan | 9 | 5 | 1,869.78 | 1,797.06 |
Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBBo Nix Den
QBJoe Burrow Cin
QBSam Darnold Sea
RBKyren Williams LAR
RBChristian McCaffrey SF
RBD'Andre Swift Chi
RBBlake Corum LAR
RBKenny Gainwell TB
WRAmon-Ra St. Brown Det
WRTroy Franklin Den
WRDeebo Samuel Sr. SF
WRJaylen Waddle Den
TETrey McBride Ari
KCam Little Jax
DEFPackers GB
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| 5th | Show me your TDs Joe | 5 | 9 | 1,660.84 | 1,756.88 |
Final 2025 roster · 16 players
QBJosh Allen Buf
QBJustin Herbert LAC
RBChase Brown Cin
RBRJ Harvey Den
RBKimani Vidal LAC
RBIsiah Pacheco Det
WRJustin Jefferson Min
WRKhalil Shakir Buf
WRDeVonta Smith Phi
WRRashee Rice KC
TEKyle Pitts Sr. Atl
TETheo Johnson NYG
TESam LaPorta Det
KJake Bates Det
DEFTexans Hou
DEFTitans Ten
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| 6th | Yeast Mode Paul | 8 | 6 | 1,728.04 | 1,700.84 |
Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBDak Prescott Dal
QBLamar Jackson Bal
RBBijan Robinson Atl
RBBucky Irving TB
RBWoody Marks Hou
WRZay Flowers Bal
WRMichael Wilson Ari
WRBrian Thomas Jr. Jax
WRLadd McConkey LAC
WRJakobi Meyers Jax
WRMarvin Harrison Jr. Ari
TETravis Kelce KC
KCameron Dicker LAC
KAndy Borregales NE
DEFEagles Phi
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| 7th | Hard Count RYAN Ryan | 7 | 7 | 1,811.62 | 1,821.34 |
Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBDrake Maye NE
QBJordan Love GB
RBJavonte Williams Dal
RBSaquon Barkley Phi
RBJosh Jacobs GB
RBQuinshon Judkins Cle
WRJaxon Smith-Njigba Sea
WRChristian Watson GB
WRStefon Diggs Was
WRMichael Pittman Jr. Pit
TEBrock Bowers LV
KChris Boswell Pit
DEFRams LAR
DEFBrowns Cle
DEFPatriots NE
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| 8th | I dont have a gambling problem Kyla | 2 | 12 | 1,590.40 | 1,947.64 |
Final 2025 roster · 15 players
QBPatrick Mahomes KC
QBJ.J. McCarthy Min
RBJaylen Warren Pit
RBAaron Jones Sr. Min
RBKyle Monangai Chi
RBTony Pollard Ten
WRNico Collins Hou
WRA.J. Brown NE
WRCeeDee Lamb Dal
WRChris Olave NO
WRRashid Shaheed Sea
TEDalton Kincaid Buf
KCairo Santos Chi
KBrandon Aubrey Dal
DEFJaguars Jax
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W/L reflects regular season (weeks 1–14). PF/PA includes playoff weeks.
2025 Playoff Bracket
CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET — TOP 4 SEEDS
Week 15 — Semifinal
Flint Waterbois
153.82
Spartans
132.70
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers
121.62
Relentless bench
82.40
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Week 16 — Championship
🏆 Flint Waterbois
Champion · 154.76
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers
100.92
RUNNER-UP
Relentless bench
149.50
Spartans
95.48
3RD PLACE
CONSOLATION BRACKET — SEEDS 5–8
Week 15
Show me your TDs
116.42
Hard Count RYAN
104.00
Yeast Mode
130.50
I dont have a gambling problem
98.46
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Week 16
Show me your TDs
120.20
Yeast Mode
101.36
5TH PLACE
Hard Count RYAN
106.10
I dont have a gambling problem
88.40
7TH PLACE
Team Stories
Flint Waterbois
8–6 RS · 1st Place
PF 1,981.24 · PA 1,711.40
The inaugural champions. Started 3–5 through Week 8 including consecutive losses to Show me your TDs and Spartans — then went 7–1 the rest of the way. Won the championship 154.76–100.92 to finish as the league's highest-scoring team.
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers
9–5 RS · 2nd Place
PF 1,914.40 · PA 1,857.46
The regular season's co-best record, and the strongest total PF among non-champions. Peaked in Weeks 10 and 13 (154.22 pts) but couldn't carry that form into the championship game, falling to Flint Waterbois by over 50 points.
Relentless bench
8–6 RS · 3rd Place
PF 1,764.46 · PA 1,728.16
Won 3rd place with a dominant 149.50-point Week 16 performance over Spartans. Defined by big swings — posted 155.18 in Week 10 and 135.64 in Week 3, but also went under 90 three times. Harold Fannin Jr. added late in the season via free agency.
Spartans
9–5 RS · 4th Place
PF 1,869.78 · PA 1,797.06
Co-best regular season record but bowed out in the semis. Delivered the season's closest win — beating Flint Waterbois 98.32–98.18 in Week 3. Had a monster Week 4 (153.84 pts). Picked up Joe Burrow and Sam Darnold off waivers late in the season.
Show me your TDs
5–9 RS · 5th Place
PF 1,660.84 · PA 1,756.88
Couldn't find consistency — seven of their scores landed under 100 points. Did beat Flint Waterbois twice in the regular season (Weeks 1 and 8) and posted 137.82 in Week 9. Rebounded in the consolation bracket to finish 5th.
Yeast Mode
8–6 RS · 6th Place
PF 1,728.04 · PA 1,700.84
Started strong (124.26 in Week 1) and finished with a positive point differential, but missed the championship bracket. Season-high 134.74 in Week 14. Picked up the Eagles DST off waivers in December as a late-season add.
Hard Count RYAN
7–7 RS · 7th Place
PF 1,811.62 · PA 1,821.34
Owner of the season's single highest score — 167.88 points in Week 8. Had four 130+ point games. But went ice cold at exactly the wrong times, dropping their last two regular season games to miss the championship bracket. Jordan Love added late for Caleb Williams.
I dont have a gambling problem
2–12 RS · 8th Place
PF 1,590.40 · PA 1,947.64
The league's most difficult schedule by PA (1,947 points scored against). Hit 133.24 in Week 13 but was let down by a season-low 67.46 in Week 8 against Hard Count RYAN's 167-point eruption. Finished last but not without fight.
Week-by-Week Results
Week 1
Flint Waterbois109.98vsShow me your TDs110.16
Spartans97.62vsYeast Mode124.26
I dont have a gambling problem90.12vsHard Count RYAN99.22
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers105.42vsRelentless bench91.48
Week 2
Flint Waterbois156.56vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers117.40
Show me your TDs90.92vsI dont have a gambling problem74.08
Spartans123.54vsRelentless bench72.74
Hard Count RYAN122.58vsYeast Mode103.70
Week 3 ← closest game of season (0.14 pts)
Flint Waterbois98.18vsSpartans98.32
Show me your TDs77.62vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers86.56
I dont have a gambling problem123.36vsYeast Mode97.92
Hard Count RYAN105.02vsRelentless bench135.64
Week 4
Flint Waterbois127.32vsHard Count RYAN105.38
Show me your TDs101.06vsYeast Mode89.68
Spartans153.84vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers117.48
I dont have a gambling problem95.00vsRelentless bench111.90
Week 5
Flint Waterbois112.02vsI dont have a gambling problem106.82
Show me your TDs78.52vsSpartans127.78
Hard Count RYAN139.22vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers121.34
Relentless bench105.60vsYeast Mode108.58
Week 6
Flint Waterbois123.74vsYeast Mode129.54
Show me your TDs91.00vsRelentless bench114.82
Spartans121.38vsHard Count RYAN135.14
I dont have a gambling problem77.88vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers121.94
Week 7
Flint Waterbois92.92vsRelentless bench106.64
Show me your TDs95.30vsHard Count RYAN138.38
Spartans134.82vsI dont have a gambling problem130.54
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers108.94vsYeast Mode99.86
Week 8 ← season high: Hard Count RYAN 167.88
Flint Waterbois96.58vsShow me your TDs110.42
Spartans95.88vsYeast Mode103.82
I dont have a gambling problem67.46vsHard Count RYAN167.88
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers143.16vsRelentless bench138.96
Week 9
Flint Waterbois84.06vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers123.64
Show me your TDs137.82vsI dont have a gambling problem106.00
Spartans128.58vsRelentless bench98.34
Hard Count RYAN93.16vsYeast Mode107.76
Week 10
Flint Waterbois142.82vsSpartans118.10
Show me your TDs95.34vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers144.40
I dont have a gambling problem103.22vsYeast Mode107.74
Hard Count RYAN92.30vsRelentless bench155.18
Week 11
Flint Waterbois145.32vsHard Count RYAN91.64
Show me your TDs95.68vsYeast Mode111.52
Spartans130.74vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers95.20
I dont have a gambling problem102.84vsRelentless bench114.70
Week 12
Flint Waterbois160.76vsI dont have a gambling problem90.58
Show me your TDs119.62vsSpartans122.58
Hard Count RYAN106.76vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers134.72
Relentless bench103.56vsYeast Mode91.92
Week 13
Flint Waterbois90.34vsYeast Mode85.14
Show me your TDs98.72vsRelentless bench99.00
Spartans89.24vsHard Count RYAN74.68
I dont have a gambling problem133.24vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers154.22
Week 14 — Last Week of Regular Season
Flint Waterbois132.06vsRelentless bench84.00
Show me your TDs122.04vsHard Count RYAN130.16
Spartans99.18vsI dont have a gambling problem102.40
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers117.44vsYeast Mode134.74
Week 15 — Playoffs Round 1
Flint Waterbois153.82vsSpartans132.70
Wide Ends and Tight Receivers121.62vsRelentless bench82.40
Show me your TDs116.42vsHard Count RYAN104.00
Yeast Mode130.50vsI dont have a gambling problem98.46
Week 16 — Championship Weekend
Flint Waterbois154.76vsWide Ends and Tight Receivers100.92
Show me your TDs120.20vsYeast Mode101.36
Relentless bench149.50vsSpartans95.48
Hard Count RYAN106.10vsI dont have a gambling problem88.40
2025 · The margins
How close it actually was
Flint Waterbois won the title without ever being in danger of losing it — and came within one result of never playing for it.
8 of 8Wins that were load-bearing
5.20Margin in two of them
1stScoring rank, both playoff weeks
36.38Points deciding the last playoff spot
The title was safe. The entry wasn't.
Highest score in the league in both playoff weeks. Against all seven possible opponents, in both rounds, Flint Waterbois wins. The bracket never mattered.
Getting in did. Flint Waterbois made it at 8–6 on a tiebreak. Reverse any single regular-season win and they miss entirely.
| Wk | Opponent | Margin | Seed if reversed |
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| 2 | Wide Ends and Tight Receivers | 39.16 | 5th |
| 4 | Hard Count RYAN | 21.94 | 6th |
| 5 | I dont have a gambling problem | 5.20 | 5th |
| 10 | Spartans | 24.72 | 5th |
| 11 | Hard Count RYAN | 53.68 | 6th |
| 12 | I dont have a gambling problem | 70.18 | 5th |
| 13 | Yeast Mode | 5.20 | 5th |
| 14 | Relentless bench | 48.06 | 5th |
Two games by 5.20. Week 5 against the 2–12 team. Week 13 against Yeast Mode, Flint Waterbois' lowest-scoring win all year at 90.34 — lose it and Flint Waterbois is 7–7 and out, and Yeast Mode climbs to 9–5 and takes a bye.
From 3–6 to champion
Flint Waterbois sat at 3–6 after Week 9, having lost four straight — then won every remaining game. Seven in a row, both playoff rounds included.
Who the schedule carried
All-play is the record each team would have posted against everyone, every week.
| Owner | Team | All-play | Actual | Luck |
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| Aiden | Relentless bench | .449 | 8–6 | +1.7 |
| Paul | Yeast Mode | .469 | 8–6 | +1.4 |
| Dan | Spartans | .602 | 9–5 | +0.6 |
| Scott | Wide Ends and Tight Receivers | .622 | 9–5 | +0.3 |
| Joe | Show me your TDs | .388 | 5–9 | −0.4 |
| Brian | Flint Waterbois | .612 | 8–6 | −0.6 |
| Ryan | Hard Count RYAN | .541 | 7–7 | −0.6 |
| Kyla | I dont have a gambling problem | .316 | 2–12 | −2.4 |
Relentless bench reached the semifinals as a losing team by raw scoring. And 2–12 flatters nobody — run those same scores against Spartans' schedule and it's 7–7.
The final that never happened. Relentless bench lost the semi 82.40–121.62, then scored 149.50 in a consolation game that decided nothing. One round earlier, that's a 5.26-point championship instead of a 53.84-point walkover.
Value on the final rosters
Draft slot against where a player finished the season ranked. Names sit with whoever finished the year holding them — Yahoo records the slot a player went at, not who took him, so several changed hands. This isn't a read on anyone's draft.
Best value
Travis Etienne Jr. · AidenR15 → 31st
Sam Darnold · DanR14 → 25th
Justin Herbert · JoeR13 → 16th
Dak Prescott · PaulR12 → 10th
Javonte Williams · RyanR14 → 36th
Worst value
Alvin Kamara · BrianR5 → 227th
Terry McLaurin · BrianR4 → 204th
Isiah Pacheco · JoeR10 → 244th
Garrett Wilson · AidenR10 → 234th
Sam LaPorta · JoeR9 → 224th
Flint Waterbois was the most active manager down the stretch. Seven moves in December alone, more than any other team. Two landed days before a playoff game: Ka'imi Fairbairn off waivers on Dec 10, ahead of the semifinal, and Chiefs DST on Dec 19, ahead of the championship. Hard Count RYAN made the best claim of the year in Drake Maye, who finished as the 3rd-ranked player in football, and still went 7–7 and missed the bracket.
Late Season Transactions (Dec 2025)
Dec 21Relentless benchFree Agent+ Harold Fannin Jr. / − Mark Andrews
Dec 21Relentless benchFree Agent+ Charlie Smyth / − Matt Prater
Dec 19Flint WaterboisFree Agent+ Chiefs DST / − Lions DST
Dec 17Wide Ends and Tight ReceiversWaiver+ Jacoby Brissett / − Cowboys DST
Dec 17Flint WaterboisWaiver+ Lions DST / − Bears DST
Dec 17Wide Ends and Tight ReceiversWaiver+ Dallas Goedert / − Jayden Daniels
Dec 10Wide Ends and Tight ReceiversFree Agent+ Cowboys DST / − Hunter Henry
Dec 10Flint WaterboisFree Agent+ Bears DST / − Dolphins DST
Dec 10SpartansWaiver+ Sam Darnold / − Buccaneers DST
Dec 10Flint WaterboisWaiver+ Ka'imi Fairbairn / − Chase McLaughlin
Dec 10Yeast ModeWaiver+ Eagles DST / − Broncos DST
Dec 7Hard Count RYANFree Agent+ Jordan Love / − Caleb Williams
Dec 4Show me your TDsFree Agent+ Kyle Pitts / − Emanuel Wilson
Dec 3SpartansFree Agent+ Blake Corum / − Darnell Mooney
Dec 3Flint WaterboisFree Agent+ Emeka Egbuka / − DK Metcalf
Dec 3Flint WaterboisFree Agent+ Chase McLaughlin / − Tyler Loop
Dec 3SpartansWaiver+ Joe Burrow / − Daniel Jones
Dec 3Flint WaterboisWaiver+ David Montgomery / − Tyrone Tracy Jr.
Dec 3SpartansWaiver+ Buccaneers DST / − Chargers DST